Lookielikies

Apparently there's a face I pull (although it has to be noted that I can never do this face on demand, it's usually an accident when I'm drunk) and I suddenly become Denise Van Outen. There's also, according to The Husband, one that IS Robert DeNiro. And between a 30-something blonde and a 69 year old man (some may say ruggedly handsome, but with a face a bit like a scrotum), I know which likeness I find the most flattering! When my hair was short, I used to get called Dido all the time. When it was long, I was Whigfield. So, apart from the DeNiro thing, all of my apparent lookalikes are acceptable. But I saw something today, a likeness of such magnitude that made me gasp. And, I'll be perfectly honest, it's not even remotely flattering to either parties. But hey ho - nobody said life was fair! For those who aren't au fait with kids tv, there is a presenter on CBeebies called Andy Day who has his own prgramme called Andy's Wild Adventures. Here he is....

 

...a nice fella, very good at what he does. But with an unfortunate and uncanny resemblance to....

 

 

...Fatima Whitbread! Aaagh! Look at them, they're positively interchangeable!

And now I've started, I can't stop. Take a look at these little gems...

Nicolas Cage?...

 

Or Juan Sheet from the 'Plenty' ads?...

 

 

Janice from the Muppets?...

 

 

or Donatella Versace?...

 

 

And my own personal favourite! Paul Daniels?...

 

 

Or Gollum?...

 

 

I shouldn't mock really, it's cruel of me. Especially considering that, in a few years, I could well end up looking like Robert DeNiro. Things could be worse though; I could be married to Gollum. Sorry, sorry, I mean Paul Daniels.